Available: Full set of 10 extroverted toes.
Into cavorting with steel-toed boots, and especially with other feet and legs. The feet of a bed. The feet of a dresser. The legs of a table. The legs of a chair. If there are no feet or legs available, door frames, walls, and falling cans of beans will suffice.
Current owner is seeking a reclusive set in exchange.
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